Internal Program — Ref. No. WP-2026

Prospective Wife Program™

For Alisher. Now accepting qualified candidates. Applications are reviewed on a rolling basis, or whenever the mood strikes.

Minimum Qualifications

  • RHas completed Attack on Titan
  • REmotionally stable enough to handle being a wife for a boring guy
  • RCan tolerate bad jokes on a recurring basis
  • RCan cook at least one decent meal
  • RDoes not pretend to like something just to appease others
  • RCan shut up and listen occasionally
  • RIs not afraid of the occasional awkward silence
  • OWilling to rewatch AoT if required(Optional)

R = Required  ·  O = Optional but strongly preferred

Application Form

All fields marked * are mandatory. Incomplete applications will be silently discarded.

Must be 18 or older. Non-negotiable.

Vague answers such as "I am a great person" do not meet our quality bar. Specific evidence is preferred.

Providing an email can facilitate follow-up communication if needed, but it is not a requirement for your application to be considered.

4 brave candidates have already applied. The bar has been set. Proceed accordingly.